Goodr Astro G Sunglasses "Lives Life in All-Caps"
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL STAR.
WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!
Product Highlights
- No Slip - Goodr used special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce - the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- All Polarized -Â Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- All Star - Modern shield wraparound shades with an anti-fog coating for cosmic levels of performance.
Product Details
- Polarized Lenses - Reduced glare so your vision stays sharp & clear.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL STAR.
WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!
Product Highlights
- No Slip - Goodr used special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce - the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- All Polarized -Â Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- All Star - Modern shield wraparound shades with an anti-fog coating for cosmic levels of performance.
Product Details
- Polarized Lenses - Reduced glare so your vision stays sharp & clear.
Description
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL STAR.
WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!
Product Highlights
- No Slip - Goodr used special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce - the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- All Polarized -Â Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- All Star - Modern shield wraparound shades with an anti-fog coating for cosmic levels of performance.
Product Details
- Polarized Lenses - Reduced glare so your vision stays sharp & clear.
